Person: Hey Monica! How's it going? Long time no hear, what's new with you?
Me: Good to see you too. Not a whole lot going on except that I'm (blank) weeks pregnant. How have you been?
Person: What?!?
It's actually pretty funny to see their reactions, so I just can't help myself. I've never been a gusher, so it seems odd to me that people would expect me to behave otherwise! But if it will make folks feel better, I will scream on demand and shed a tear as they recall the stories of their own experiences. Sound good? Well you wait for it because it's likely to happen as soon as pigs stage a coup, and fly out your butt!
I can only be who I am. Being any other way is stressful and that's not supposed to be good for the baby. Ha! How's that society?!
Talk Soon.
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