Moni's Belly Laughs

The life and times of a 36-year old, completely neurotic, control freak who happens to be pregnant for the first time.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Oh Shut Up Already!

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Throughout my entire pregnancy I've heard a couple statements that all women -- not just pregnant ones -- relish hearing:  "You...
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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Midnight screams and potty runs...

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                                                       ...and the baby isn't even here yet! More stuff no one tells you about! Oh, I w...
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Sunday, June 6, 2010

Mama Wants Her Body Back...Seriously!

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For the last seven months I've watched as my body has been taken over by the life I'm carrying inside me. Don't get me wrong, I ...
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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Rattles, and bottles, and mobiles -- Oh My!

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I knew babies needed stuff.  Women need stuff.  But it seems like babies need more stuff than three women combined! My first foray in the ...
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Monday, May 3, 2010

Waterworks isn't just a space on Monopoly...

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I knew the moment would come. I just hoped and prayed that it wouldn't -- that I would be spared. But, it did. And I wasn't. I cri...
Monday, April 12, 2010

The Land of UBRs

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A UBR is an Unauthorized Belly Rub. I just can't (and don't intend to) understand the fascination with pregnant ladies' bellie...
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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Holy Crap!

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I'm warning you...this one might fall in the category of too much information, but some folks need to know! Since I got pregnant, I...
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